i sure don't sleep but i sure do like Loki

lemortdarthur:

My idea of being in a “power couple” is to read classical literature, study the occult and work on opening up a portal to hell dimension in an abandoned haunted house, together.

zdartstuff:

blackmoonbabe:

zsnes:

snarthurt:

frogmunist:

I’m sure this has been asked before but would vampires drink period blood, and more importantly would the clumps just be a bonus for them?

ever had bubble tea?

im going to hurt all of you im going to hit both of you with a heavy rock

it’s pretty much asking if the vampire likes pulp

disease-danger-darkness-silence:

icbiwf:

boydivisionss:

do u ever remember all the horrible offensve things u said when u were like 15 and u literally feel ur soul detach and turn 2 dust 

your fave is problematic: yourself

Basically, yeah. That’s kind of the point – you always have to look back on yourself and be mortified and resolve to be better.

Shit, the stuff I said just five YEARS ago (and I’m almost 33) makes me cringe like a motherfucker.

Burn in mortification. Rise from the ashes and be better. Lather, rinse, repeat for the rest of your life.

(Source: disastertourism)

uteruslesbian:

Do you ever just… crave the forest? Like you feel like you NEED to be in a forest. The crisp cold air with just a sweater on, looking at the red and orange foliage in the autumn. In the winter the frigid and empty branches. The summer all the green. The spring the smell of rain and the mud. God I love the forest.

madejsbian:

booty shorts that say “menace to society” across the ass

the-secret-law:

The most powerful thing you can do right now is to be patient while things are unfolding for you.

what-even-is-thiss:

just-shower-thoughts:

- In 20 years, filmmakers will be making period pieces set in the early 2000s with over-exaggerated aspects of that era, such as frosted tips, striped polos, shark teeth necklaces and blasting Sum 41 all the time

I can’t wait

sixfeetrooted:

alieng0d:

me, experiencing the sudden anguish that comes with living: alright

prideprejudce:

me to my cat: pleas stpo pushn every goddamnd thing off my desk im beggin pleas

my cat: